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Booger Bear

A beautiful girl that belongs to Colby and is the most beautiful as sweet as specialist girl in the world

Thats my booger bear

by $paigejourdy January 16, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bear Kiss

When a bitch with a hairy ass pussy sits on a guys face.

Her pussy was so hairy when I went down on her it was like giving her a bear kiss.

by DumaLove March 27, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


bear fucker

what u call someone who thinks they are redneck but their far from it.

guy1- hey guys look at my new boots.
guy2- why did u get boots?
Guy1- cus im a redneck.
guy2- you bear fucker u live in the middle of st.louis.

by thejoker13 December 28, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Care Bears on Fire

A great all-female Pop Punk child band trio. Used to have a boy, but was replaced with a girl. Sample songs are:
Everybody Else
Barbie Eat a Sandwhich
Met You On Myspace
Get Over It
Violet
Gym Class Haze

Person 1: Care Bears on Fire sucks.
Person 2: @@@@@@@@@ defend defend @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ spam @@@@@@@ i haet u @@@@@@ whaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Jeez, it's just an opinion
Person 2: IDC!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@ defend more@@@@@@@@@@@@ more spam @@@@@@@@@@@@
Person 3: Jeez, I like them, but not enough to whine that much about it.

by Lucio Soph June 20, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


gummy bear toes

short and stubby toes that look like gummy bears.

Ray: Hey you're wearing sandals and you have gummy bear toes!!
Teresa: Nooo don't look at my toes!
Ray: It's cool, they're cute like gummy bears.

by Calderon Reymundo November 8, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


bi-polar bear

A bi-polar person who sucks at anything and everything he does, but at the same time thinks he does better at anything and everything than everyone around him. He is a self centered piece of shit, and hates to be proven wrong. If you make a mistake or say an answer wrong, he will proceed to call you a dumbass. He refers to the term "karma" a lot. He has been playing guitar for quite a few years, but sounds as if he had just learned yesterday. If you do not act the way he expects you to he will use the phrase "Oh no, it's (your name here)". He often loves annoying people with his bad 'jokes' and retarded self, but if you annoy him long enough, he will get pissed off and ignore you for the rest of the day. When not being annoying, the bi-polar bear grazes on craigslist looking at guitars and other musical instruments to fantasize about. His favorite band is Metallica! He also fantasizes about Kirt Hammett!

Ryan: Uh oh Joe, it's Ryan!
Joe: Oh no Ryan, it's Joe!
Ryan & Joe: AHHH BI-POLAR BEAR RUN AWAY!!!...

by JACK-OFF JILL October 13, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


bear rating system

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.

"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"

by swiffer October 2, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž