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If your homies tell you this after reading your DMs, it means you ain't gonna be fucking her, chief.
Person 1: Ayo bro, check out my DMs, she responded
Person 2: *reads DMs, girl is CLEARLY not interested*
Person 1: just focus on yourself bro
A bromance consisting of three very close male friends.
Those two had quite a bromance until he got involved in it. Now it's a bro-ga-trois.
A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.
Me: Yeah, so I was at the mall eating some corn dog when this guy walks by.
You: Cool story, bro
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said in comeback of someone using the sarcastic and overused "Cool story Bro"
MR X- i went to the shop and got some coke
mr y- cool story bro
MR X- original response bro! did you come up with that one yourself?
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An equal exchange of goods whether legal or illegal between two bros, a tit for a tat with a loose interpretation for the tit and tat.
Yoooo Jake, I need to make a quid bro quo with you, you come out with me and my girl and her mildly offensive looking friend, and I will roll up a fatty L tonight.
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N.) This is Where two or more males have no idea what they are saying.
Bob: that was Awesome
Bill: no that was a bro hoof.
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This phrase should be used under no circumstances whatsoever. This is, the absolute worst thing you could physically possibly say to another being. If you were to take, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, AND ur sister a mister, and combine them all, it could not even come close to the catastrophic damage this phrase will cause. Once this phrase has been said, nothing will happen at that moment. The other person will think you're just fucking retarded or something and walk away. Little do they know, their lives will start falling apart. The families fucking die, one by one, in the worst way they possibly could. Anyone who loves or cares for them, will abandon them in the most mentally damaging way, damaging beyond repair. They will get to a point where the absolutely can't handle it any longer. They will get ready to commit suicide. They'll have it prepared, and as soon as they're about to do it, THE EARTH SLOWLY STARTS TO CRACK BELOW THEIR FEET, THE SUN EXPLOADS AS EARTH FLYS THOUSANDS OF MILES OUT OF IT'S ORBIT. BLACK HOLES START APPEARING BY THE MILLIONS IN RANDOM LOCATIONS IN THE UNIVERSE, WW3 STARTS, BOMBS DROP EVERY WHERE! HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DYING EVERY GOD DAMN SECOND...
It's all gone.. every bit. Every little fucking thing is gone. The universe just fucking stopped...
Person #1: ur granny tranny
Person #2: Fuck you ur bro a hoe
Person #1: *assumes the person has some kind of autism or down syndrome and walks away*
Person #2: He has no idea what's coming his way.. ha
Person #2: *goes home to his family and his mom tells him she has Ebola and blows her brains out right before his fucking eyes, his dad gets shot at work, every other famaily member dies in some horrible way. Then his best friend fucked his girlfriend and rubbed it in his face and so did she as she left him for his best friend, of nine years I might add. All his other friends abandon him and start making fun of him, jumped him a few times and stole all his shit, in massive crowds, leaving him helpless(they on some gang shit). He puts up with it for a month before he decides to kill himself. He has so many cuts on his body that he's made a poor attempt to hide. He ties a noose, goes to the nearest bridge, ties his noose around a pole on the side of the bridge, AND THE EARTH CRACKS BELOW HIM AND THE BRIDGE COLLAPSES, THE EARTH STARTS FLYING OUT OF ORBIT AND IT GETS VERY VERY COLD VERY QUICKLY, PEOPLE ARE GOING BLIND FROM WATCHING THE SUN EXPLODE BECAUSE THEY'RE AUTISTIC AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, A BLACK HOLE EATS THE FUCKING EARTH AS EXISTENCE FADES AWAY AS GOD FALL TO THE NON EXISTENT GROUND AND STARTS VIOLENTLY CRYING AND SCREAMING AS HE PREPARES TO KILL HIMSELF*
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