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It is used for cars and the type of roof they have, the opposite is a convertible as it can change its roof and is not a constant hard top.
"I prefer a hard top car to a convertible"
"I don't think you know what a top is Bob"
A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.
Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up
Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?
Her: sure what are you doing?
Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on
Not if you're selling gold, Jordan. That's you trying to give credit where none is due.
Hym "Sales are hard? Not if you're selling gold. It isn't hard to sell oil. This isn't selling because it's being 'sold well.' The quality is high, the observations are profound, and I am the product."
He is awesome, the bees knees. Uses a lot of slang tho in situations but always puts a smile on your face. The best Boyfriend any woman could ask for. Respectable and loving Nicholas Harding is the best
1- Oh Nicholas Harding he's the bees knees
2- Tell me about it
A large, boisterous, round, angry, impoverished degenerate purchasing meat products with food stamps at a truck stop while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
I wanted to spice up my nachos but some meathead moo-hard snatched up all the onions from the condiment bar.
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so is life...
get over it!
Kid: Mom, math is hard!
Mother: So is life, get over it!