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A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...
A retard "Well I see why..."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
a group founded by two University of Alabama students, renowned for its catchprase "Encouraging bad financial decisions with like minded intellects"
"Yo Griffen, I joined Crimson Car Club last month, now my savings is completely gone!!! At least my car is dope."
A reference to "The Oprah Winfrey Show", where Oprah decided to give everyone in the audience a car.
"YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR!"
When your car cant take any more abuse and commits suicide
My pussy ass kia couldnt take the pounding and committed car-uside.
The kind of pussy you have to keep paying for if you want to "fill it up".
Man, I'm in a real dry spell. All I can get right now is car snatch and it's driving me fucking broke.
food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints
"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"
When a person gets so obese, they have to lift their gut like a car hood to see anything below the waist.
If I ever get so fat that I get a car hood. Kill me