A male who sexually abuses and exploits children and teens (online). An immoral man-child who needs to grow up. A man that hides himself in trash, and behind screens because he’s a bitch. A trashy-ass pedophile with no respect for his community and the innocent children whom live in it. A old washed-up ass bitch in his 30’s. A very very very ugly man.
Person A: Have you heard of Cookie Monster?
Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!
Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.
Person B: I second that!
Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.
My sister is a cookie monster.
A jersey boy’s shlong.
“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”
An absolute Icon, my spirit animal, amazing, bow down to him
Person 1: I want to be cookie monster
Person 2: YES
A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.
A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack
when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.
there is a hand signal
left over right
right over left
then point to the bathroom
yeah bro i️ totally cream n cookies hannah last night