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Well actually he forgot Poland!
John Kerry: When we went in, there were 3 countries: Great Britain, Austrailia, and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better.
Well, actually, he forgot Poland!
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What you usually call an abnormally very small penis. Normally the 'sir' is added to increase the penis's already low self esteem due to it being quite small.
Me: "Hey, Dude, how is Sir John doing? Did he enjoy last night with me?"
Dude: *Thinks: She called him Sir, so I really was mistaken when I thought it was small* "Sir John is doing GREAT, thanks."
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somebody who hasnt a clue of whats going on around him...obviously the only people who look on this site are democrats...they have no clue. But at least they can decide where they stand on issues, unlike yours truely, John Kerry. And how many of you democrats have gotten a splinter and wanted a purple heart for it?
owww...a splinter, but that bullet almost hit me...waaaa!!!
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The type of shit you take after eating Mexican food.
Andrew: Hey, want to go get some Taco Bell?
Kelton: Not tonight, I don't want to get the taco johns.
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a hot sexy piece of ass
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!
Maximillian John loves meghann forver.
Maximillian John is lizzis and mines "daddy".
Maximillian John is so cute.
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An atomic monster from Mars who romes the streets of New York at night and feeds on human flesh.
Run for your life! It's John the Baptist!
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The sexual manouever in which the penis is inserted into the anal cavity of the receiving party, thus widening the sphincter. The receiver of the 'John Wayne' will, if the manouever is performed correctly and with the appropriate equipment and vigour, be unable to walk with great ease. Their legs shall be bowed and walk as a cowboy, or John Wayne, does
Man, I just John Wayne'd that bitch and now look at her! She's moseying like a fuckin' cowboy!
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