Got eighteen months for espionage
Too much brandy for breakfast
And people tend to let you down
It's a swine.
Fantastic life
Dole penicillin to eastern ching plague-ridden
And one thing I have found
What you cast out will hit back
And a man will find he has to deny his
Fantastic life
Ours is not to look back
Ours is to continue the crack
Met a 54 year old dustbin man
And '48 he'd been in Jerusalem
Sold surplus oil to Arab fighters
For M-cocktails to burn Jewish terrorists
What a turn-up!
Fantastic life
Style's too easy to buy nowadays
And there's interference with the mail
And you just can't get out the words
Some people think if they had a job they'd be well
Now!
A fantastic lie!
The Siberian mushroom Santa
Was in fact Rasputin's brother
And he didst walk round Whitechapel
To further the religion of forgiven sin murder
Fantastic lie!
No lie, friend called David
He said he had a barney on Corporation Street
He said he told the policeman what he really thought
But knowing him I don't believe that crap
A Fantastic lie
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
About fantastic life
And I just thought I'd tell you
Some fantastic lies
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
I walked right (West) round Wakefield Jail
A fantastic life
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
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You life if so awesome you can't help but be a massive player...
'Baron, did another girl just try and get with you?'
'Yeah thats the third one this week'
'Player life.'
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A feeling of failure (or depression) after tragic events.
Kyle: my mom died
Brandon: oof, Sad Life
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To make a soundcloud and become a solo artist
" Zayn Malik left One Direction to have a normal life"
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An ironic term which is given to someone who has majorly undermined ones own intelligence and principles by proceeding to embarrass or ruin ones own reputation.
She was so drunk last night she passed out and we all drew on her, she sure looked like a winner at life
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Gacha like is a game where you can dress up Chibi characters into whatever you want. You can even make it into videos and little stories too! You can find on some of these videos YouTube by gacha tubers (basically YouTubers who make videos with Gacha Life). The creator of this game goes by "Luni", who made similar other games like gacha studios and gacha club.
The game is now suffering enormous amounts of hate (including the creator) because of gacha heaters, which are a bunch of horny kids who use the game to make sexual scenes and other things (basically a toxic and NSFW side of it) which affected about 1/3 of the community. Now most people have gotten the wrong idea about it and even the good side is getting attacked.
Though the creator is trying his best to work on it, he is now getting death threats and is said to be suicidal.
Please don't judge something that you have never tried before.
You should also check out the game
P1: Hey do you watch/play Gacha Life?
P2: Yea I do! I even have a YT channel!
P1: Can I see you r OC?
P2 Yea sure!
*shows*
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Ant Life is game on roblox where you play as an ant and do ant things basically, also a complete cash-grab game on for Tellygum because he's greedy! There is three versions, v1, v2 (Ant Life Beta Testing) and v3 which is paid alpha.
Come waste 2 hours on your life just for a Queen to lay an egg! Oh wait they might abandon you or exploiter will kill you because for over 2 years the devs still haven't figured out a way so eggs can't be killed. Or be banned for a dumb reason out of nowhere and spend 6 years wondering why you're banned.
I almost forgot to mention the absolute shitshow that is v3. Have you wondered why it's been delayed for 2 years? Well let me tell you! It's been delayed so many times because Tellygum actually does jack shit 90% of the time.
And did I mention the discord server that is? The mods are narcissistic as shit and enjoy banning people for small reasons. They love ruining people's progress! You'll likely get threatened with warns 24/7 for basically nothing. Unless if you're one of their favorites.
And let me tell you a really funny story, I was banned apparently because they falsely accused me of promoting NSFW. And not to mention the fact I never even posted NSFW on their discord.. and my NSFW twitter had a different name and only a few people knew about it. And then try tried to falsely accuse me of other insanely dumb crap.
Pretty funny when a NSFW artist has to call you out on your bullshit, right? Btw it's me hubb1e.
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