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Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)
*Person 2 slaps face of person 1
Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.
Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?
Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.
When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.
I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.
When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat
Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore
When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.
"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."
"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"
"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."
"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"
Nursing the urge to go to the toilet
That one was close, I was really riding the hulk back there
A basic bitch boy that does what society wants him to do
Wow he plays soccer, what a ride boy
Riding in the back of a car.
Guy 1: Were all out seats, looks like your riding paintball.
Guy 2: Damn it.