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Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.
Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!
A 90s term for you fucked your getaway driver
Damn, Max, you stinging your ride again?
A 90s term for fucking your getaway driver, particularly before or after a heist
Damn, Max, stop stinging your ride! We need her to drive later.
A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.
I smiled all through dinner.
When a girl lays you back on a pool table, pulls your pants down past your knees, and strips of her clothes. She then sits on your dick in the pike position and reaches up to grab the ceiling fan. Then another chick turns the switch on. As the girl begins to spin in circles, she lifts herself up and down.
I nutted in 15seconds during that basket ride.
When a girl lays you back on a pool table, pulls your pants down past your knees, and strips of her clothes. She then sits on your dick in the pike position and reaches up to grab the ceiling fan. Then another chick turns the switch on. As the girl begins to spin in circles, she lifts herself up and down.
I nutted in 15seconds during that basket ride.
when she riding that cock so hard it turn the whole thing purple and he starts cumming out his ear
calvin: last night i got a nice maunster riding by brittany!!
branden: jesus christ did it feel good?!
calvin: YES