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A sandwich presented to one while being dumped by their significant other as a form of break-up severance.
"Dude I heard Stephanie broke up with with you"
"Yeah that bitch was crazy, but I got this dank ass turkey club as a courtesy sandwich"
Trying to cry discretely between two groups of hikers.
Often occurs to people who have depression and try to treat it by going on walks and hikes in woods and mountains.
"How was your trip to the mountains?"
"It was quite good, until my depression kicked in and I got trapped in a Felix Sandwich."
The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.
requires:
two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.
girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.
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Someone who's nothing but a pussy. Someone who has zero testosterone in their body and is positively bitchy and whiny. They also don't push themselves hard enough, but you and they know damn well they can do better.
Dave: What's up with Matt? Why's he acting like such a bitch? Jess definitely likes her.
Josh: He's a fucking pickled sandwich. Just watch how he talks to any woman ever and you'll get what I'm talking about
While a guy is giving you head, another man cums from the back and gives you a rim job. Making you shit and cum at the same time
Last night I passed out from a 3 man sandwich
When you spend hours trying to read someone’s writing
Person 1: Who wrote this? You can barely read it!
Person 2: This is a sandwich phenomenon
When you get a wedgie in your cooter.
These pants give me a real coochie sandwich!