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A tattoo you give yourself with a needle and ink. Often cute but sometimes if you give them to yourself they are ugly af.
Person 1: You have a tattoo?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: that’s just a stick n poke
The act of admitting to lewd acts performed within the confines of a vehicle.
Kim and John had sexual intercourse in Johns' car, this is their stick shift confession.
When someone want's to be talking trash behind your back but the person is ugly as hell and can't get her facts right
Emma:Oml Lexi is such a Shawty pup stick
Lucy: I know right
The pinnacle of all electronic vaporizers. It’s a device used to maintain an absolute master buzz. You will often find “Drew’s” yielding electronic pimp sticks.
Bystander: Hey Drew can I hit your electronic pimp stick!?
Drew: Yeah, hold up. Let me get one more puff.
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A sexual act, performed during an orgy and similar to a human centipede, in which an absurdly long dildo is inserted into one person's anus so far until it exits the mouth, after which it continues into the next person's anus and so on until everyone is skewered.
Person 1: 'Hey, are you gonna be at the party next week? We're gonna be doing a human centipede on a stick.'
Person 2: 'Steve, what the fuck.'
"Day 2 of playing stick and puck with the boys"
to get the short end of the stick is to suffer the bad effects of a situation.
Good Samaritan laws exist so that people who have a desire to help don't wind up getting the short end of the stick.
I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.
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