suck my pussy daddy

Sucking a woman’s pussy dumb bitch

Daisy: *moan* suck my pussy daddy!
Jack: no fuck off

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Go suck an egg

Well it's about telling someone to go kill yourself but he spell it wrong

Go suck an egg quick before it gets worse

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Suck your own tail

To orally stimulate ones own penis

"DAVID....Clean your room!"

"Go Suck your own tail"

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suck her and fuck her

When you want to do a girl, you lick her pussy first, then start the banging.
Considered alot by women, that why most guys just get on with the bang her and hang her

Me:Damn, she wanted me to suck her and fuck her last night!
Guy 2:That's harsh man!

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cum sucking donkey fucker

a person who smokes copious amounts of donkey pole or someone who is a real cunt

dave: man, c.c. totally bogarted that joint last nite
jen:I know
dave:greedy bitch
jen: hes a cum sucking donkey fucker

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salmon sucking fanny lick

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.

George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

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suck my left nut

an insult used to spite someone, derived from the fact that the right but is clearly superior

josh: ur annoying

me: we you can SUCK MY LEFT NUT

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