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The fantastical creation of making a mini cake from cake mix in a mug using the microwave.
"Hey man, what in your mug?"
"Dude it's cake-n-a-cup! It's fantastically delicious!"
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The act of inserting portion's of a midget's body into the anus. Perhaps even the whole midget if possible.
She's been looking for a midget willing to pound cake Napoleon her.
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The act of being a pussy or someone's bitch just to avoid a conflict/ fight.
Person 1: "Damnnnn youre getting roasted in the groupchat! Roast them back!"
Person 2: "Naw I'm not tryna get cooked again"
Person 1: "Boiiiiii go like cake!"
The same as a normal birthday cake but is used for when asked to name a item of food starting with the letter ‘H’
Person: “Name An Item Of Food Starting With The Letter ‘H’ “
Person 2: “Happy Birthday Cake”
An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."
Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.
A merge of many foods that is bound to kill anyone who eats it
" Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake Killed my dad"
when the concrete finisher is taking his sweet time making the side walk perfect
I been here all day watching the Mexican cake boss finish the sidewalk to perfection