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when a man places his dick between his lady's big boobs and thrusts til he ejaculates all over her face, hair, mouth, boobs, u name it. the bigger the tits, the better :) he preteneds that the boobs are the vagina, and thrusts with all of his might. it pleasures him more than the girl.
during a commercial nick turned to me and asked if he could titty fuck me because he's been hard all day and has been wanting to all day. so i said fine. he took his boxers off and i took off my bra allowing my 36 DD to meet his meaty 8 in cock. i got into position and allowed his penis between my boobs and he began thrusting. i thought it wud be nice to give him head while doing this, so i did. he enjoyed every minute of it. after 3 minutes of thrusting, and humping he reached his orgasm and i swallowed the cum off my face and he said that he wud repay me in the morning with morning sex. and man did he repay me :)
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The act of thrusting a cock deep into a persons throat and sliding it back and forth until reaching orgasm. It's a highly prized skill and requires much practice by the receiving partner but if done correctly, is extremely erotic and intensely pleasurable for both participants.
I got a terrific throat fucking from Larry and his friends yesterday and I loved it!
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Fuck butter is the creamy substance found concentrated at the base of the penis, dripping down the scrotum, on the lips of the vagina and always all over the sheets. Primarily, this is "churned" pussy juice that has been scraped from the cock each time it is plunged into the depths.
Fuck butter can sometimes be pink or streaked with pink if the vagina was injured during sex or if the female is ragging.
Also, fuck butter can be green. This is a sign of one fuct up piece of meat, either on the male or female side of the equation. Seek medical attention ASAP!
My wife LOVES to use her tongue to clean fuck butter my bawl sac.
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n. A relative so distant it is safe to engage in sexual relations without fear of incest.
She's dating her cousin, but don't worry, he's a not a kissing cousin, more of a fucking cousin.
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An expression to say that something bad has happend, or is about to happen.
AWW FUCK, i stubbed my fuckin toe.
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A second cell phone kept secret from one's significant other and used for the purpose of booty calls.
Guy #1: "I can't believe Tiger Woods called his ho from his primary cell. Didn't he know his wife would scope it?"
Guy #2: "Brotha shoulda got himself a fuck phone."
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An ingenious spin on the ever so versatile term "fuck." Derived from the bowels of a US Navy ship, the term literally means, well, exactly what is says: "motherless fuck." Motherless, meaning without a womb, and fuck... well, there're thousands of possibilities. A comparable term, Mother Fucker, can be used alternately when "motherless fuck" does not fit the context in a desirable fashion (though, I don't foresee many situations in which "motherless fuck" would not work...)
Antonym: Son of a Bitch
You cock sucking motherless FUCK!
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