Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.
It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.
Person that doesn't like rotisserie, smoke jack, or any kind of roasted pig or lamb.
- I don't like roasted pig.
- You are a fake person
A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.
The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.
someone who bring you comfort and joy. someone who you look at and see light and happiness. someone who can make u happy at ur lowest.
luke hemmings is my sunshine person :)
I Look Like a different person means I look prettier or more mature etc
"omg this eye liner is so good I look like a different person!"
The Politically Correct way verbalization for Gangbang...
Great News!! 23 of the 34 people I invited have already rsvp'd to my Multiple Person Fuck (MPF)!!
While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.
Gran the I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏 mug