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Alex is a bitch who if u hang out with u will be amazed of how much Alex is a idiot
Zane:Hey Alex wanna play fortnite
Alex:FUCK OFF
A dark, melanin in skin, no life, v6 driving monk. Tries to get with girls under the influence at parties he wasnt invited too.
“That nigga alex dont get no cooch”
Cmon, everyone loves him, we know this. He’s literally the best and will kill you if you hurt someone he loves
Person 1: “Yeah I beat up Alex’s best friend”
Person 2: “Oh shit here he comes you better run”
Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.
"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"
"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."
Pretty epic, decent at gaming. tbh just a cool dude lmao
"Hey Alex do you want to play video games", "yeah sure."
Alex is a good person, but is stupid. He has humour, but it all comes from titok and the internet. Like, his personality is just all memes and he doesn't understand anything if it isn't from the internet. He smells, is that on guy that you might hang out with because your friends do. But all in all, not a bad guy if you like memes and constantly smelling onions and wet dog.
''EW, it that... smelly socks i smell?''
" nope, just alex. see, he's down the hall."
Alex is a kind of guy who thinks he’s all that he tries to get girls but they all reject him but the girls that do like him he probably will play you or make fun of you and be rude to you until you stop liking him. If he doesn’t like you, he will call you names and be an ass to you but if he likes you he’s the nicest guy in the world, he’s usually the type of person to play sports like football or hockey. He annoys all teachers and that’s why they all hate him, some people find him hilarious some do not. So if you meet someone called Alex make sure your on his good side cuz he will make your life a living hell if your on his bad side.
Person on his good side: hey Alex!
Alex: hey what’s up
Person on his bad side: hey Alex!
Alex: wtf do you want weirdo