Dad

Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.

Papashark5810 is my dad.

dad

someone who does not exist

let me do an impression of my dad.

*dissapears*

dad

the man who decides to leave after he fucked everyone in lycoming county . who plays daddy with everyone else’s kids but can’t even take care of is own . he was there to in-pregnant your mom then leaves after a shortened period of time because he never really gave a shit . he likes to fuck you up in the head and leave you with many mental issues and screwed you up so you think you fucked up but he fucked you up

i don’t have a dad .

Dad

ERROR FOUND NOT HERE GETTING THE MILK

milk is what the dad gets

Dad

Emotional Distance

Dad went to the store,, never saw him again

Dad

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Dad

Who?

Son: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: The store son.
Son: When will you be back?
Dad: 20 minutes.
5 years later...