drop Obama off at the White House

For Republican readers: a slang reference for a bowel movement.

For Democrat readers: means takin' a shit!

Republican readers: "Jeeves, do find a suitable WC. I afraid it's time to drop Obama off at the White House".

Democrat readers: " Damn, Red! Pull the truck over, I gotta drop Obama off at the White House!"

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black over bills mothers house

It will rain shortly, expect rain in the next 20 minutes or so.

Q. Shall we have a picnic Ginger?
A. No Sedgewick, it's black over bills mothers house.

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Drop the Obama's off at the White House

To take a dump, poop, or shit in or around a fancy toilet.

Employee: welcome to The Hilton, how may I help you?
La-a (ladasha): Where is the restroom because I have to drop the Obama's off at the White House.
Employee: It's just up the hallway on your left.

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built like a brick shit house

Someone who is very muscley or built like a body builder.
Also related to "stacked" and "ripped".

Thats dudes huge! He's built like a brick shit house!

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eat me out of house and home

Said to someone who eats A LOT and doesn't pay attention to the costs of food.

Nom nom nom.

Person: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA EAT ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME!!!"

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Tyler Perry's house of Wall-Mart

Any Wall-Mart located in a bad part of town/ghetto

urgh, i have to go shopping.
"where"
Tyler Perry's house of Wall-Mart, wanna come?
"nope, i don't want nothing to do with that shit"

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goat fucking tree house jumper

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.

"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"

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