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September 24th and October 22end are national leopard gecko day. The day to appreciate leopard geckos.
G : Look at this cute gecko
B : Today is national leopard gecko day! This is a blessing!
G : oH mY gAwD it’s so CUTEEEEE ITS SMILING AHBWHSHWHAHAHAHSSBBS AAAAAA
On December 31st, everyone can bully Carlos for the past year freely. It will be morally okay.
Guy1: “Hey it’s National Bully Carlos Day
Guy2: “Hell yeah! What you lookin at sperm cell?”
Carlos: “Nooooo”
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On February 29th of every year, the National of Swaziland shall celebrate Charlie Kinch Day.
I Can't Wait to celebrate National Charlie Kinch Day this year.- Swahili Man
July is national Titty Suck Month, a time where it is encouraged to let your friends suck on a succulent female breast
Hey guys, it's National Titty Suck Month, when are y'all gonna let me suck on a nip?
A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.
Man, did you know that National Balls in Ass Day is celebrated on the same day as Toms birthday?
On April 15, National Group Poop Day will be celebrated across the globe. Get with your friends and enjoy a group poop.
We're celebrating National Group Poop Day at my house tomorrow. Do you want to come?
A day to appreciate the gabbys of the world
September 6th
It's National Gabby Appreciation Day! I can't wait to appreciate all the gabbys I know