Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.
Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!
They are made using old mashed potatoes formed into shitty looking pancakes. After being formed they are always over seasoned and overcooked until chef Clete deems them to be perfect. They are the worst form of a breakfast pancake you could ever be served.
Clete- “we are having Clete’s famous Clete potato pancakes for breakfast!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”
A basket full of rotten potatoes and fat &@$!*%# cats keep licking it!!!
While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location
Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.
A potato you set aside on your bed stand to refuel after having intensive intercourse with a female.
After banging Stephanie last night, I inhaled my pike potato in preparation for round two.
The act of an individual defecating on a man’s ball sack and then licking it off in entirety.
Do you want steak and potatoes tonight?
I hope your hungry because your having steak and potatoes tonight.