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a sex position where a partner proceeds to suck the blood out of a womans vagina dressed as a vampire
its morbin' time!
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the moment you know you fucked up when kevin miller, former player for the UCF Mens Football team, prepares to get down and dirty and whoop your little highschool ass in whatever sport you may be doing, whether it be lacrosse, football, or even Can Jam. The man is a beast.
Child #1: Yo I think Miller is preparing to do it to us
Child #2: We should have never challenged him!
Miller: ITS MILLER TIME...
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Phrase:
"Just in the nig of time" is a common alternative (identical meaning) to the saying "Just in the nick of time".
Person:
The Nig of Time is a well dressed negro man with the ability to control time and believed to be an apostle of the great prophet Aunt Jemima.
Portrayed frequently in the Aunt Jemima Chronicles, his role is often disputed among denominations and scholars of the Aunt Jemima texts.
The most common definitions depict The Nig of Time as a time altering figure knowing the exact coming of the Anti-Jemima, ultimately leading to the apocalypse.
"You got here just in the nig of time!"
"And the Nig of Time said unto Jemima, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick puff cloud, that the people may hear when thy speak with thee, and cookest thee pancakes for ever."
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A time that occurs when a group of toolies get together for a time of mentally retarded celebration.
Guess what!!! Eet ees tool time with Ash-hole & Megarrhea!!! YAY! YAY!
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The time right after a shower when you wear nothing but a towel. Usually followed by sex in bed.
"Hey baby let's take a shower and then have towel time."
"OK but no fingering my butt today."
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a man who appears when your sleeping and rapes your time.
when you wake up and you feel like you've had no sleep, this is a common symptons of the time rapist doing his duty.
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Phrase: Usually occurs during cuming when a lady does not release her grip on the cock at its base. Cum cannot spurt out into her pussy because her fingers block the flow. She has the pleasure of feeling the cock pulsate in her hand as it struggles to void the jism, but the male orgasm cannot be its most intense. Total orgasmic pleasure is directly related to the unrestricted flow of cum into and through the cock shaft.
My wife gripped me too long the other night. She had bad timing and held the cum in my body just a little too long before it erupted as a I blew a nut and flooded her pussy. I am going to have to work harder on better timing, but she is often a naughty lover and does not concentrate well when cuming. May be I will have to beg louder.
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