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A person of Jewish decent or heritage who became an Atheist and or Agnostic or was not raised in any religion at all.
Person A: You're Jewish right?
Person B: No, I am Post-Jew.
A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.
The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a good book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.
Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*
(Verb) The Act of posting one-sided & unreliably sourced social media photos or tweets preaching about a complex political issue in an attempt to feel good about oneself for doing next to nothing. The name originates from the common “Pastel” colored font & graphics displayed on many Instagram posts.
Most commonly (but not always) associated with young socially-leftist & “woke” college aged kids.
I unfollowed her on Instagram after her feed devolved into repeated pastel posting about The Israeli Palestine conflict.
Millions of pastel posts from American children did absolutely nothing to sway Xi Jinping’s mind on the issue.
When you finish the last line of magical dust and experience the aftermath of pure depression.
Fuaark bro, the post line depression in this one is strong, we should’ve got another bag brahs
to tell/text someone (preferable on youtube or in a conversation) that you alredy know my answer so, yea "post my reply"
some guy: dude haily and jeff are at the lovers arcade together, there dateing? averege joe: dude "post my reply" seriously. -_-
n. A constant state of depression associated with newly wed brides, particularly of those who have left a life of partying.
What's wrong with Jenny?
Oh she just has post-bridem depression
the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.
Landoning a post is required to survive being in a discord with Landon