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A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"
When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.
E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*
Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
Email subject line by Karen -
TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
for sure, straight up, absolutely, for real, really though, Hell yeah, no problem.
Off top I'm trying to go to this party.
"Do you want to grab some beers?" answer: Off top
I can do that for you off top
Yo I'm not playing with this fool, off top
When you have a bruh moment or if it is cringe
Imagine getting your ass kicked
Bruh top 10 moment
The method of only looking good on the top half of your body. It became popular during the video conferences people would have to do during the 2020 quarantine.
Stan: Did you see Dan yesterday?
Dave: Yeah, he was so top halfing.