Ur Mom

Joking Hazard

Me : What game are you playing?

Brother : Ur Mom

Ur Mom

Carter: Hi man, what did you do today?
Man: I made a list.

Carter: Whats on the list?
Man: Ur Mom

Ur mom

Ur Mom

Carter: Hi man, what did you do today?
Man: I made a list.

Carter: Whats on the list?
Man: Ur Mom

Ur mom

Ur Mom

Your Mom is the thing that xbox kid said he banged, but he really is just some 9 year old in the party.

Boy 1: I Banged your girlfriend!
Boy 2: Oh yea? well i banged your mom!

Ur Mom

An ugly whore. Never does anything, and always needs drugs

Stop acting like Ur Mom!

ur mom.

a reply to litterally anything.

"Whatcha doing?"
"ur mom."

"Knock kncok"
"whos there'
"ur mom."

"Hi-"
"UR MOMM"

ur mom

it’s means ur mom dumb fuck 😐

“ur mom”
“WHAT??”
“it means ur mom”