wet anal cum rag

A wet anal cum rag is an insult to your friend who moans 24/7

Michael you're suck a wet anal cum rag!

Get cho feet wet!

Get your feet wet is the accurate way but when said fast it sounds off...
Alternate saying to {get your hands dirty}
Can also be used as a silly universal slang to encourage (or persuade others) to do something they don't want/lack the courage to do. Or just talk trash to the enemy running away after an intense CQB

Drill Sgt.) Come on solider it's time to do some push ups
PVT) Yes Drill SGT!
Drill Sgt.) Come on Solider! Get your feet wet dammit!

A) I don't want to do the chores
B) Come on baby get cho feet wet!
A)I use my hands to wash the dishes...

Playing Overwatch:
Gamer talking Trash: Come on baby! Come on baby! Get cho feet wet! (kills the enemy) YEAAAAAAAH

Gamer talking to teamates: We need to get up in there...

(tank is camping like a {camper} )

Gamer talking to teamates: Come on baby get cho feet wet!!!!

Wet Paper Bag Scenario

Wet Paper bag scenario

Davidisom - this strike is like the wet paper bag scenario - Useless

get your wick wet

Having sex.

Nobody was sure whether Ethan had gotten his wick wet over the previous weekend. The hooker he was t steppin with was dead, and the donkey was nowhere to be found.

Ethan wanted you to get your wick wet when you were t steppin with him last week.

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juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

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poo stank wet willie

when you put ya finger in ya booty, spit on it to make it moist and stick it in someones ear.

This nigga was talkin shit so when he fell asleep i gave him a poo stank wet willie.

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WGR - Wet Goat Rider

A term that can be applied to anyone boring, and therefore not exhibiting behaviour likely to gain them admiration or respect from their closest friends. Can also mean someone who rides wet goats in the literal sense.

"Are you comin' out to play pool?"

"No, I'm not feeling it tonight"

"Don't be a WGR"

"What d'you call me?"

"A WGR - Wet Goat Rider"

"OK I'll come out"