cheese skirt

When you get sweaty and you get a chunky mold around your genitals. Normally, has an unscratchable itch and a immense odor, similar to moldy cheese.

Guy 1: "What's that smell?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, I've got a bad case of cheese skirt"

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Age the Cheese

When a uncircumcised male partner allows smegma (cheese) to build up in his foreskin and presses or docks his foreskin to a partners anus to allow them to express flatulence (fart), inflating the foreskin and mixing the flatus with the smegma. The mixture of gasses and smegma creates a stench and alters the smegma in a way the resembles aged cheese - according to those who taste it afterwards.

I ain't bathed in 6 days, baby and you are sounding' mighty gassy. Get over here and pucker your sweet asshole to daddy's uncut pecker so we can age the cheese.. and bring the crackers.

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flickin cheese

censored version of fuckin nuts

man I lost so much money on the colts it was flickin cheese

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Grilled Cheese

Grilled cheese: when your hittin it from he back and your about to cum so you yell “I’m gonna CHEESE” as you pull a bottle of easy cheese out yo ass, spray it on her ass slap your dick on the cheese and make her suck it off.

I’m gonna go pull a grilled cheese in your sister, brb.

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what the cheese

wigga wigga wigga wigga got me quefin

wigga 1: bro look at that wigga my wigga

wigga 2: for real what the cheese is he doing?

(hobo wigga dancing)
narrated wigga: the end

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Block of Cheese

The act of giving a woman oral sex from behind. (It tastes good but it smells bad)

Taylor totally did the block of cheese to Chelsea last night!

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cheesed up

When one is excited about something, and it shows on their face, even when they try to hide it.

Marcus got a text from his crush about going on a date, and he has been cheesed up about it all day.

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