Alex is a classy mf who sends dick picks
Alex sent me a pick, damn he is classy
alex is the name of a straight asshole who acted like he was interested in you, but really was not and was playing you the entire time. he’ll leave you high and dry as though you weren’t both friends, and he didn’t talk to you in the wee hours of the morning. (it’s me, i’m you) .
me: omg, i really miss Alex
my friend: no you don’t. he’s straight with a girlfriend. move on.
A simp. Someone who shows unconditional loyalty to a certain person for no apparent reason and will betray all others who try to get in the way of the person that is giving unconditional loyalty and the person receiving it.
You're being a total Alex with the new girl
He is very awkward and short and most ppl don’t bother with him. He gives great relationship advice and knows how to treat someone but will never find true love. If you are good friends with him he will most likely open up to you and deep down inside he is a sad lonely person who just needs someone to care about him. Will try his best to make people laugh even if he’s not funny. He will always forgive people no matter what they done.