April 4th

Kathryn Blades abuse day

"Oh! It's April 4th! Time to go abuse my small little friend Kathryn Blades!"

April 4th

National give your girlfriend plushies day

David: Hey what day is it today?
Jessica: ughh…it’s april 4th?!?!
David: Oh yeah! It’s National give your girlfriend plushies day!!!

April 4th

National bend your gf over day!!!

Boy: Heyy babyy, Go ahead and bend that shit over

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April 4th is national bend your gf over day!!! So boys go up to your girl and get some ass!!!

April 4th

Oh look it’s April 4th only the beautiful and smartest girls are born on this day ,

And if you’re names Anna this is especially and only for you

Omg happy birthday it’s April 4th have a nice day Anna

April 4th

Shove your abnormally small friend into a fridge day

April 4th

Hello small friend you will be shoved into a fridge

all women april

All women April is to support and celebrate all women throughout April and their struggles

Girl:All women April is coming up
Boy: what’s that

Girl : it’s where you support all women and their Struggles

april 26th

day to have hace alone time when you and your partner 69 and you stick a finger up their butt

friend: did you guys april 26th?

guy: hell yeah we did.