Bag of bones

Someone who is so old and brittle that they are practically a bag of bones. Another word for "living under a rock"

Emma: Wow, Ruby! You haven't heard of Gacha Life before? You're such a bag of bones...

Sodium bones

Having weak ass bones cause none of y’all pour up 24 oz of whole milk like my sturdy ass does.

Quit drinking ramen water sodium bones

relax your bones

Chill out, take it easy, relax

Settle down Wild Bill, relax your bones.

Bone moment

You take the time out of your day and just absolutely frag your mind out to the point your forehead EXPANDS.

Damn bro that 5k was sick!! That was a bone moment

Idiot bones

Slang used in the description of a moronic action or person.

"Damn man, that boy actin' straight idiot bones with that attitude."

Booze bones

Booze bones is the unpleasant feeling you get in your bones after a heavy night of drinking. This can result in painful joints, bones, or muscles.

Damn, I drank so much last night, when I woke up this morning I had a heavy case of booze bones.

FUNNY BONED

1. Past Tense of verb, Funny Bone--to act out a joke in public, film it, and then post it online to elicit light mirth and merriment, sometimes involving trickery, surprise, and/or deception

2. Noun, comedy web series based on the same

First usage: 1815, Jane Austen's EMMA; "Mr. Knightley was ever so cross at Emma when she 'funny boned' Miss Bates at the Box Hill picnic!"

See also: Funny Boner: a person, who pulls a Funny Bone

"Last night we dressed up as a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde and funny boned everyone at the bar."