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means everything is perfect and going well in your life or current situation.
I feel it's really time for me to enroll in the university because my dad hit the jackpot and it's all good in the hood.
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A girl with a tight body and a hot face!
Look at that girl she's a good n tight. She's got a hot face and a tight little ass. I'd like to superman that hooo
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A pimp cane. Used primarly for:
1)Threatening hoes into staying in line
2)Keeping bitch ass niggas from steppin'
3)Discouraging a snitch from trying to pinch pimpin'.
The larger and more encrusted with gold and jewels it is, the more likely it is to make the target bitch behave in a satisfactory manner.
1) "Ho, play me like a sucka one more time and I swear to God I'll get the Bitch Be Good stick after yo ass."
2)"Nigga you best step back before I catch yo chin with my Bitch Be Good Stick!"
3)"Yo, I heard some snitch nigga just threw up the E.T. Finger. Now I gotta whip his ass with the Bitch Be Good Stick."
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A Good Morning America is an alcoholic beverage, invented by two Kettering University students in 2010, and so named because of its resemblance to a Screwdriver. In addition, the caffeine content will perk you up, and you will seem like one of the hosts of the eponymous morning television show. To make a jug of Good Morning America, follow the recipe:
4x 8.4 oz cans Red Bull (or 2x 16.9 oz. cans)
1x 750mL bottle vodka
1x 2 Liter bottle Sunny D (original)
Mix the vodka and Sunny D in a gallon jug, cap, and shake. After that, add the Red Bull. Recipe makes .975 Gallons. Enjoy.
Dude, what's your weapon of choice tonight?
I'm rocking a full gallon of Good Morning America!
Haha, have fun blacking out and fucking a fat chick, even though that shit is super tasty.
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1. I still want to have sex with you.
2. You seem less unhappy
josh and Maria are meeting up for the first time since they broke up
Josh: You look good
Maria: thanks. you look good too.
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Any band that sound good, excellent or mind-blowingly brilliant.
After the original skiffle ensamble, The Good Tea Band, who were alleged to have whipped their 50's audiences into a frenzied, hysterical euphoria with their Tea-Chest bass and banjo rhythms, akin to the eastern spiritual 'dervish' experience.
Thus they were banned by the Tempererance Society (Whitby) at the time, but still proved very popular in Staithes (North Yorkshire bohemian coastal village).
Grungy Kid: Seen any good bands lately.
Hip Kid: Yeah. Caught the Arctic Monkeys. Mint!
Grungy Kid: Were they good tea.
Hip Kid: They were the good tea band of this year, dude!
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When you pay a prostitute to give you a golden shower.
-Dude, did you really pay a hooker to piss on you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
-She wanted to give it to you?
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