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When Your Lip's Are Hella Dry And Chapped
Man I Got A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips, Any One Got Some Chapstick ?
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A girl you just met asks you a question regarding who else you are sleeping because she wants the relationship to be exclusive and is insecure. The question is inappropriate and very uncomfortable. You do not want to tell tell the truth and blow you chances of sleeping with her. You want to make her even more insecure with your answer.
So Mark, who are you still sleeping with. Its a bad question.
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1. Australian slang used as an expression typically in the context of total and utter disregard, disappointment, failure, misery etc.
1. A: "Tried to get my movie on with the missus last night"
B: "Word? What was it?"
A: "Failure to Launch"
B: "Any good?"
A: "It was fucked off for a bad joke, mate. One of those Matthew McConaughey abortions"
B: "I like him. He's cute and coolomoondo"
A: "Yeh i guess - WAIT WHAT?!?!"
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When pissing off someone, start screaming "you got bad credit"
Me: You got bad credit Yaso, you got bad credit!
Yaso: Who are you? Who are you?
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The Urgent need to take an huge stinking juicy bowel movement after eating to many Pig's Feet and Collards on the South Side of Chicago.
"Oh man, I shouldn'ta eaten all them pig's Feet and Collards down there in South Chicago, I gotta take a "Big Bad Leroy Brown" something fierce!"
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A hairy upper lip, often of utterly disgusting appearance. Generally on teenagers with bleek outlooks on life.
Abreviation: BBTM
"Yo, check out that Bad boy teen moey behind the counter"
"That's a bad, boy teen moey you got there"
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steal drugs, sell half, cut the rest back, the rest is bad.... unusable, probably coma inducing.
"she stole it and gave it back, but she cut it back wrong / bad."
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