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Particularly for men, the One Urinal Rule is the act of placing your self in a public restroom where there is at least one urinal between you and the nearest other person in the room. If there are not enough urinals to do so, take an empty toilet stall.
Not necessary if there are large enough walls between the urinals.
There will be times where this rule may not be able to be applied, such as a busy restroom.
Not necessary for toilet stalls.
This helps prevent awkward restroom conversations.
James walks into the mens room only to see two urinals and one man at them,he then recalls the One Urinal Rule, James then decides to walk into a stall instead of standing next to the other man.
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Meaning keepin it real with you 100 percent.
I'm a keep it one hundred I just don't like you.
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Here Bruce, I think I need to curl one off mate!
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Some one everyone has, but the one no one on this earth has been able to meet. Your one true love is the person that is perfect for and you for them. They are everything you want and need. You love everything about them. And they return these fellings. If anyone could meet their one true love, well...that person's entire life would be complete hapiness. The two of you will never fall out of love.
A lot of people don't believe in a one true love, well those people obviously don't know of theirs.
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One horse pony is a term commonly used by old fools that can't complete a sentence without soiling themselves.
You one horse pony! You are a dog faced pony soldier!
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An increasingly popular phrase to replace “Have a good one!” to emphasize that you want the recipient to get the very biggest and therefore the very best one of whatever it is.
When I say, “Have a big one!” I could be referring to eating a meal, having a party or taking a shit, it all works!
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Originally popularized by UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov, later used again by shirtless Tampa Bay Lightning player Nikita Kucherov after getting hammered on Bud Light and winning back-to-back Stanley Cups in a postgame interview after a game 5 win against the Montreal Canadiens. He was frustrated that Vegas Golden Knights goaltender Marc-André Fluery won the Vezina Trophy instead of the Lightning's own Andrei Vasilevskiy, as well as Canadiens fans celebrating like they had won the Stanley Cup after winning one game.
"I was telling him every day 'Vasy you're the MVP, you're the best player,' and then they gave it to- whatever the guy... Vegas... the Vezina... and then last year they gave Vezina to somebody else, number one bullshit, number one bullshit." - Nikita Kucherov
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