An anus that has been fornicated
"My girlfriend told me her sister gave her a punched onion with a cob of corn when she was 13. I need to call her sister."
1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.
2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“
Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“
Observer 1: “What?”
Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”
Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
The act of being throat gaped by your wife/Girlfriends lover while yodeling.
Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.
Nazi punching
Verb
Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch”
The art of hardcore dancing when you randomly punch the floor as hard as you can to the music.
yo, my hands are bleeding
how?
I just punch da flo!
shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.
Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.
Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...
Normally followed by a Christmas Kick
(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!
(verb) To blow cigarette or marijuana smoke into the anus or vagina of another and to then penetrate them.
I saw Jose sucking pipes with Consuela behind the taco van when he waved at me, bent her over and powder punched the bitch!