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The triple F rule is when one person (for the sake of explenation we will say a male) doesnt have a partner but instead Finds a women, has sex with said women, then proceeds to leave the women without calling. So, in essence, the triple F rule means to Find, Fuck, Flee
Male one- "yo, why dont you got a girl"
Male two- "Im a triple F rule kinda guy"
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In the case of not knowing exactly how long to keep smaller portions of food in a microwave oven, the general rule of thumb is to tap the "+ 30 Seconds" button on your microwave.
How long should I put the quesadillas in for?" "I dunno, 30 second rule?
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In MMO strategy games, the convention that a player will be unprotected by a new alliance he or she joins for the first 48 hours. This allows other players who have had a beef with him to settle things before the new alliance starts defending him.
Alliance Policies: The "48-hour" rule is observed.
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The “send nudes” rule applies to the internet trend of sending someone elaborate pictures or videos with the hidden message of asking them to send you intimate photos of themselves.
The rule here is, if the person receiving the request for nudes is forced into enough laughter to not be offended by the request then that person must succumb to the request and send the requests nudes.
SEND NUDES RULE:
Brad: Hey Sarah, send nudes!
Sarah: Haha you’re so funny Brad!
Brad: According to the sends nudes rule you have to send me nudes now!
Sarah: Ok Brad, you earned them! *sends Brad nudes*
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an excuse to eat food off the floor.
Eric: *walking along, sees a piece of candy on the ground* NOM
Jason: Dude...
Eric: 5 SECOND RULE
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This is a principle of common courtesy when a person is asked out on a date by another.
When person 1. orders steak and lobster or another "surf n turf" item, when person 2. is paying, then the "Surf n Turf" rule dictates that person 1. have sex with person 2.
This can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the Aspen mountains. Unless they are related, rule dictates she must have sex with him.
To break this rule is to be forever known as a bitch or a dick.
"Damn dude what a bitch!"
"Why?"
"I paid for the both of us to go to Hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy blow job."
"Damn dude, what a bitch."
"Yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule"
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When a girl looks hot from a distance, but when you see her at 20 feet or less, she turns out to be butt ugly. Usually leads to ackward moments
Friend 1: Dude that chicks hot, I'm gonna go talk to her
Friend 2: Nice
*10 seconds later*
Friend 1: Uhhhhh, 20 foot rule
Friend 2: Hahaha noob
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