iron golem named spam with tiny penis the mf is a dumbass
imagine an iron gloem with no crotch and a bad temper.. samuel aka spam
Typically associated with having a horse penis.
Brittany: hey Livy did you see Sam’s penis?
Livy: Omg yes I did that shit was like 30 inches holyyy
sam is gay asf but won’t admit it even though we all accept him for who he is for his pride
sam is a wetty
Sam is a Lady's man
Women 1: Did you see Sam
Women 2: yeah he is soooooo HOT