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James, stop drinking that chinese dirt water!
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A thing six graders will say after they beat someone else at anything.
"Your literally dog water Jason, your shit at this game.
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When the guy ejaculates on the vagina of his sexual partner and the pubic hair grows with a multiplied acceleration. Some believe it is a myth but some believe it is true. But only if you want it to.
Hey girlfriend, me and Langer are going out tonight and he is going to water my Chia! Its going to look like the fucking Amazon down there!
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When you're walking up or down stairs naked and have explosive diarrhea, thus creating a "shit waterfall."
"I got so drunk last night i got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and instead went brown water rafting."
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National No Water Day is on September 15th, every year. A day when no one can drink water at all.
Billy: Bro I’m thirsty asf
Shaquan: Didn’t you hear it was National No Water Day?
Billy: My bad, I forgot about that, thanks bro
Shaquan: No doubt
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night-water cum is the cum that one or more of a guy's roommies jacks off into.
Some of my roomies are leaving me night-water cum -- I wake up to get a drink and my cup is full of their cumshots!
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When you piss in someone's mouth, and staple their lips shut.
Hi-Ya, you no pay for won-ton, Chinese water-closet fo' you!
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