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a sam coop is a man who has his willy held while urinating by his woman. typically a white male, the sam coop is rare species and is usually found before becoming the ultimate pussywhip. after defeat, the sam coop will have his life revolved around one woman, and will become invisible to the boys
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Two fun girls who will rock your world (separately). They love drinking and are great potential trophy wives. #daddy
Sam and Aimee are the hottest wives ever. They make their old rich husbands look great.
A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.
Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.
The biggest virgin you will ever meet. Is about 5 foot if that and talks like a retired 50 year old EDL member
God is that “Sam Kitching” swear he’s eaten all the curry
The most beautiful kind person in the world. Sam loves her more than anything. She’s beautiful, smart and sexy. Same loves her more than anything in the world. A few of her nicknames include babydoll, boo and baby. Sam wouldn’t know what to do without her in his life.
Have u seen Sams boo?
Sam Tomboy is a funny teenage tomboy who wishes she could be like CoryxKenshin, Markiplier, and Jacksepticeye.
Who is that on YouTube?
Might be Sam Tomboy.
Samsung's alleged new 3D virtual assistant to replace Bixby. The hottest virtual assistant to ever be conceptualized.
Sam Samsung Rule 34 is the hottest thing ever.