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Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.
See also "NELB"
Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?
John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.
Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."
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a hella dangerous gang started in florida, not to be fucked with.
damn homes you should stay inside, the teddy bear gang is outside rn
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A drink at Sonic Drive-In - Formula: Purple Orgasm(Sprite, Powerade, Lemonade, and Cranberry Juice) mixed with a Coke with EVERY flavoring in it.
Hey man, want to go drink some Care Bear Blood?
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The eventual leaders of this world. On the time 06/06/06 (666) arives on the face of this earth, they will rise from the deapths of hell. Their master plan is to steal our pants, burn them, and have the world pantless!!!
"OMG, the purple gummie bears stole my pants!!!"
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A vagina that a girl has inserted the devise that clamps down on a man's penis in a woman's vagina if her hormones are going too crazy while she's having sex, to prevent rape. Mostly used by extremely paranoid girls.
"Oh she's wearing that warning sign that she got a bear claw vagina, i won't rape her!"
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Stretch marks. The red "lines" on fat areas.
That bitch has some bear claw scratches between her legs!
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(n) When a woman takes a big turd and freezes it. And when it is totally frozen it can be used as a dildo.
Tina took a fat shit, and made it into a South Polar Bear!
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