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Passing gas on a dance floor. Usually females, the dead giveaway is a momentary pause in their dance movement. They typically look down at their shoes and then up at the ceiling, or they look over one of their shoulders. Sometimes they'll smirk momentarily.
Extra credit: Walk up to the disco bomber, hold up your hand for a high five and yell "disco bomb!" if she meets you half way.
"Hey - did you see that? I think Ashley just dropped a disco bomb."
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Un-expected text message delaying ones progress
Justin : Hey whats the hold up? We gotta go
Ryan : Got a t bomb, hang on
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When you shit directly off a tall building and let the poop hit the ground at an increidble velocity.
This one guy did it to a person and the person had a bruise for a week it hit them so hard
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ukrainian bomb is when a man puts a jar up his ass then waits untill its breakes inside him then waits and calls the ambulance and then dies before they get their
ukrainian bomb
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When you see an ugly ass chick walking around at a party and hanging on anything she can find (men). Its only a fucking matter of time before the time bomb explodes on somebody because they are sooooo hammered themselves. Then the victim (male) hooks up with a disgusting fucking chick and hates his life for at least 2 weeks.
Bro 1: Dude look at that time bomb walking around, luckily I dodged her
Bro 2: Holy shit Jimmy is just set off the detonator, and now that time bomb just exploded all over him.....he is fucked...lets take a picture and put it on facebook!!!
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When a girl queefs and walks infront of people caring the smell with her
Guy 1 : Dude what is that fishy smell?
Guy 2 : I think that girl is walking around carpet bombing the whole room.
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Unusually large breasts occupying the majority of a woman's frontal region.
damn d00d, you should've seen the d-bombs on this ho I was bangin' the other nite.. they kept bouncing off her fupa!
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