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A deadly game in which the victims will take a shot of vodka after every game of call of duty zombies and creates a never ending loop where the victims drinks faster and faster as the liqour makes them more impaired after every game.
Dude 1:I almost died last night after playing the call of duty zombies drinking game until 3 am.
Dude 2:I know I've played that before it is deadly game especially after you hit 10th shot.
somebody who texts you every weekend night trying to hook up even though you never say yes.
a: uhg, Michael keeps texting me at 11 pm talking bout "wyd?" or "wya?"
b: mmm, he's a booty call bugaboo
We need you to make 10 Google users and sub to pewds with all of them to kull T series
SUB 2 PEWDS
Calling all bros
Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
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When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”
Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
when two people have spicy time over call or video call, also called phone sex.
person 1: damn man, i haven’t had a special call in weeks, im DYING
person 2: i? Okay
The oxxx that threatens only by telephone is the opposite of a call killer,
A dangerous woman does it not, yet blows a thousand and kills men in meetings in da face
“Your last sells have been true hustle, sure deal! I’mma croak someone for one more client.” Jenny is a call killer