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day dicking

verb. The act of going out solo or with friends during the day with the sole intention of bringing home dick. Commonly occurs in bars, music festivals, holiday weekends, or any other event that involves day drinking. Generally followed by walk of shame and massive hangover.

So we were out day dicking at the horse races and I brought home a super hot dude and banged the shit out of him. Was that slutty?

by hermosa hottie September 22, 2012

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clipped dick

1) A male with a circumcised schlong (putz).

2) The actual dong itself with it's "permanent haircut".

3) By extension, the term has also been used to describe entire groups of people who practice circumcision for religious, cultural or other reasons. "Clipped dick" has been noticeably applied as slang for Jewish people.

There goes Frank. He's got a clipped dick.

There goes Frank. He's a clipped dick.

by Frank Klaune January 2, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Musical Dicks

When a woman switchs between various male sexual partners quickly with little or no thought.

Jen was fucking Bill then she fucked Brian and now shes fuckin Bill again. Shes totally playing Musical Dicks with those two.

by Dukes parkway February 25, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crooked Dick

A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.

Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.

by Crooked Horse May 1, 2005

203๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Apple dick

A person who exclusively uses Apple products and sneers on those who use Microsoft or other software and devices.

Ryan is an Apple dick because he thinks people who don't use Macs are not as smart.

by whatshisface2521411 January 27, 2010

58๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick City

Noun- The greatest city on the earth, breeding gentlemen in rare form and athletes. Know for outrageous actions regarding the dick and fucking bitches (cunt smashers).

Famous quote: "Well slap me on my ass and put a finger in my dick."

Ya boy is a proud resemblance of Dick City.

by yaboyfromdickcity May 18, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick toes

When your foot phalangies(toes) are long and resemble a penis.

When my sister told me the opinion of the flip flops she tried on, i told her that her dick toes were coming out the sandal.

by Isaias S. July 11, 2008

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