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The shit you take the morning after a night of cheap food
I forgot to shower this morning and i had to hold my dragon's fury untill work
A game created by Red X Productions using RPG Maker XP, whos creators are all 14 years old. Well excepted by critics and members of thier local high school.
Did you hear about that game, Dragon Mage?
I heard it was kick-ass
The dark-blue Ford Crown Victorias used by members of the Street Crimes Unit, Gang Task, Gang Enforcement Team, etc.
Originated in Westside Modesto by some Asian Gs
“Aye cuzz Blue Dragon rollin up.”
“It’s prolly that bitch made SGT Young again Locc.”
“Daaaaamn! This foo ain’t got nun better to do cuzz!”
A pedophile that looks like if Jackie Chan had sex with fucking Michael Jackson and the he got shit out and got pissed on and vomited on and he’s also really good friends with Tony Lopez
Person1: my kids got raped
Person2: Let me guess blue dragon?
When you have to shit so bad and it splats on the back side of the toilet rim and won’t come off.
Someone took a dragon dump and when I got sick I had to stare at their shit while puking.
I... Must... Be Lion-man... I MUST BE LION-MAN!
Hym 🙀
Iam "What?"
Hym "Dra... Dragon's dogma 2 😧🫵 Look!"
Iam 😱 "THAT'S A LION-MAN! THERE! IN THE PRESETS! LION-MAN!"
Hym "I must..."
Iam "It's not going to look like me..."
Hym "It will he as we should..."
Ejaculating a titanic forceful load into a woman’s mouth forcing her to gag and sneeze out your cum through both her nostrils.
Omg she shot your load back out her nose! Look at that snarling snaggle dragon!