tsukishima is hot i eat his hands

basically tsukishima is really hot and i kinda have a thing for hands so if im in a mood ill eat his hands

Me: damn look at tsukishimas hands they look like fries 😋😋
Yamaguchi: thats why my fav food is fries 😻😻
Me & Yamaguchi: tsukishima is hot i eat his hands

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Selective rejection eating disorder (SED/SRED)

SRED/SED is a eating disorder located in the brain caused by a Brocken nerve between it and the stomach. This disorder is formed at a young age but mostly in the creation of the child or in the womb. SRED/SED is when some foods the brain thinks are harmful to it so regurgitates it as a protective mechanism.

I have Selective rejection eating disorder (SED/SRED) some foods my body rejects.

I am sorry I can’t eat that I have Selective rejection eating disorder.

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We eat our own dog-food

This is a fairly new expression used in business and it means that we do what we say you should do.

If we teach that you should create a business plan each year and we follow our own teachings; then "we eat our own dog-food."

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chesse burger eating fat ass

a fat tub of lard that wherres the same sweater all year...dirty yet disgusting has no sense in his head and never stops eating or talking about food

look at that dustin kid he is a chesse burger eating fat ass

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who wants to eat me out

Promo for billie eilishe's new album "happier than ever"

"Who wants to eat me out" - billie eilish 2021

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FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder

Feces eating mental disorder - A homosexually related mental disorder (not to be confused with GRMD) most commonly found in the white male population in varying degrees, which brings a strong sense of curiosity towards the same sex and eating Feces (often of both genders) as seen in many films. Unlike other races this may be a known problem as white people's pubic hair and feces are the same color, which may explain why it's not seen as disgusting in the white community. Unfortunately there is currently no cure due to the varying degrees found.

-FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder
Random guy - "Why are you so happy?"
White guy - "My wife let me eat her ass out last night again"
Random Guy - "Did you kiss her?"
White Guy - "Of course"
Random Guy - ""Shakes head... white people and their FEMD..."

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Vote for yes or i will eat your cookies

Good luck

Vote for yes or i will eat your cookies

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