Ass fishing

The sexual act of placing ones butt on a fish (also know as "booty cod" or "bait bottom"). Originating from German underage drinking in 2012 the act would usually involve 2 participants- a person and a fish. Although more than 2 have been known to participate is the act (varies between human and fish participants and rarely cake). The trend has never really picked up even though professionals of the scene, such as Greg Spinstin, would argue otherwise. The greater marine protection programs have frowned upon the act as merely "distasteful, but not worse than sunscreen in the ocean"

Woah fam, that was one dope ass fishing session.

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Fish Biz

The name given to a person with aquatic dominance and fish-like characteristics.

That Fish Biz really knows what he's doiing in the ocean. What is that horrible seafood stench coming from that Fish Biz.

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Bad fish

Somebody that tries for the image of a shark, and might even start claiming to be a shark and calling themselves one when they get desperate to get respected, even though nobody that knows them thinks they're anything like a shark.

The mama's boy/girl started calling himself/herself a shark, but everybody else thinks he/she is a bad fish, since there's plenty more like him/her.

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Fish-bowlin'

Adj: Vending deep drops like hot rolls; whilst anemic hipsters gaze on, gawmed by a beatific dance-spectacle of unchoreographed awesomeness.

Disclaimer: These claims are not predicated on tequila soaked impressions.

Site Specific: The Fish Bowl, Brighton. Circa 07/03/14

1.Dem bitches be fish-bowlin' deep drops like it's full tide, full- tilt yo ass gurl...
2. Aiii Papi! Muy Buenos! They senoritas be fish-bowlin' pro tamale... check that bootang roll!!
3. Shola ama aint got nuttin on that fish-bowlin' bru.

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Lost Fish

While doing things in your bedroom that should only be done in the Beijing Olympics, your Jamhammer breaks off in the course of sex, leaving your Nemo stranded in the sea of darkness, never to be found again.

John Twilliger: Man, I heard your dick broke off in Bethany Bartholomew.

Old Teddy Winchester: Yeah, she caught my Lost Fish. Shit hurt like a mug.

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snizzle-fish

term for an electric eel

yo dawg, check out that snizzle-fish!

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Wedding fish

The Christian marriage equivalent of the awkward turtle. Whenever there is a reference to a soon-to-be-married Christian couple's future sex life, the wedding fish makes an appearance. (This is accompanied by fish-like hand gestures).

"He proposed to me and we hugged it out"
"That's not ALL you're gonna be doing... 7 months left... aaaah wedding fish"

or

"We've been discussing contraception for when we're married"
"WEDDING FISH"

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