great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.

What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.

Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.)

When a person dies quickly and unexpectedly.

Jerry: 'What did he die of?'

Mike: 'Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.). His parachute didn't open and he died on contact.'

Jerry: 'Shitty.'

6👍 14👎

Tea Party Death Squad

Team Party Death Squad - A group of government employees choosing whether citizens live or die based upon cost of medical costs, survivability rates, and length of extension of life prior to confirmation of services.

My grandma broke a hip, but the Tea Party Death Squad said it wasn't worth it to replace it. She just died last yesterday.

11👍 177👎

Just a Little Death Wobble

A standing 69 in which the man does squats until his legs begin to wobble.
When he can squat no more the woman gets piledriven.

"Hey Mason. You have fun last night?"
"Yeah! She wanted Just a Little Death Wobble..."

1👍 6👎

Super Ninja Monkey Death Car

ummm a super death car driven by a ninja monkey. Also, a best selling book on News Radio.

I am the dragons testicle feel mt power... Donkey, donkey, donkey Super
Ninja Monkey Death Car.~Mr. James

4👍 9👎

Super Happy Fun Time Death Squad

1:It is a violent take on the phrase, "Super happy fun time."

2:It is one of many groups who's regards towards death are that as of a fun past time or activity.

3:It is a military group based off of the ideals of the Russian covert ops group spetsnaz. Mostly dealing with technological warfare.

4:A party, guild, fleet, legion, and etc. As in a game where the prime objective is to accomplish the killing of one's foes.

"Hey I'm bored wan't to start a Super Happy Fun Time Death Squad."

"The SHFTDS was caught trying to rob a bank today, police are suspicious of the families as a role of instigation."

Tohishi Yamuri was the first to establish the official SHFTDS. It is now not recognized as being an existing part of the government.

7👍 1👎

Four Finger Death Punch

When four fingers get vertically (plane style) inserted into your vagina.

Did you hear that Jenna got "four finger death punched" by her boyfriend last night?

1👍 7👎