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Vodka, gin, rum, tequila, gran mariner, red bull and a splash of coke. Like a long island but different.
I had three wrong island iced teas last night and woke up in my neighbors attic wearing his wife's wedding gown. I won't make that mistake again. Wrong island iced tea is dangerous.
Consuming about 20 litres of milk before going to a family/friends wedding.
Jasmin: "Christian, are you drunk again?"
Christian: "I just did a Sid from Ice Age"
Telling someone to f- off without actually saying it
A way of telling someone to leave you alone
Person #2: hey how are you doing today
Person #1: "Go eat some ice"
A girl with actual morals, who can be referred to as one when others are jealous.
I am actually a very nice lady; not an ice bitch prude face.
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An air freshener used in vehicles and small spaces
Block ice air freshener, Only women with smelly v**inas use black ice air fresheners
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a derogitory term used against a group of Yetis in Futurama: Benders Big Score; also applies to people or ethnicities who live in colder climates.
Dont mess with me you Snow Crapping Ice Honkeys! I just got dumped!
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Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!
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