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When you nut in a girls ass and immediately afterward she shits on your chest and proceeds to use her hand to pat in out on your chest.
"Bro for twenty dollars that hooker will bake you an Alabama Patty Cake!"
a compliment to a fine booty
a nice butt
Lauren said, "Your duff be caking Abby! Have you been doing your butt flexes? They are really paying off!!!"
An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."
Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.
A merge of many foods that is bound to kill anyone who eats it
" Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake Killed my dad"
When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.
Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!
a lethal food object found in a mod in a game called "minecraft".
detective: i am sorry tto say this, but your firend is dead.
guy: oh no! how did he die?!
detective: he died while eating a Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake
guy:...heh?
When crumbs of poo escape the anal hole kinda like dingle berries but more tough
dude i need to go wipe i can feel the anal crumb cake in my butt cheeks