Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits

An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.

"Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits! Check out those...tits!"

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JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled “Basic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"

Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.

Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."

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long haired dope smokin friend of jesus

a man with long hair

yo, joe you long haired dope smokin friend of jesus ..how's i goin?

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St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School

Horrible school in Des Moines Iowa the treats students horrible

I am never coming back to St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School

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Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, also widely known as the "Mormon Church," or "LDS Church", is the largest denomination within the Latter Day Saint movement (Mormonism), a branch of Christian Restorationism. The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.

One of Christianit's fringe groups.

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Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus

These are the two accounts that Stuart Harling used to create definitions here on UrbanDictionary. UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you.

Yes, I did know this guy. He stabbed a nurse Cheryl Moss 72 times, murdering her. I didn’t know anything about him doing anything like trying to become a serial killer or anything. He was just a net acquaintance. He made definitions here on UrbanDictionary. (Stuart Harling)

Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus

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sacred heart of jesus high school

A private all girls catholic high school in Lincoln Heights filled with skanks, hoes, and sluts. This school is so needy for students.

Boy 1: Have you seen Val's nudes ?
Boy 2: Val from Sacred heart of Jesus High School ?
Boy 1: Yea ! The Sacred hoe
Boy 2: Oh yeah bro, the whole school's been having that hoe's nudes for a while now

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