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The second shortest dude in the universe, second to Joseph Crossley.
John Kohles could beat anybody at limbo, except for Joseph Crossley.
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A fancy woodsman with a PhD in Jacking Lumber.
Wow, that Lumber John is exquisitely dressed. What a professional.
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John ding is the blackest man ever!
Girl 1: who is that man?
Girl2: that must be John ding!
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The act of tolerance when working with absolute idiots. Usually when there is a holier-than-thou individual involved.
Melanie really John Goodspeeded Ivan today.
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A white stereotype, mostly depicted as an old business manager who wants to be HIP and COOL with memes and popular music (Filthy Frank often uses him as a person behind shitty commercials which try to be relevant with millenials)
Example: This commercial is again made by a fucking John Johnson. Just look at the shitty memes and electronic music.
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An absolute fuckboi who's a bum-ass good for nothing. Someone who usually sits around their house all day playing video games and eating unhealthy foods. When they're confronted with the truth or have nothing to say, they usually resort to gay jokes since that is the full extent of their intellect.
Stop being a fucking John Hartsfield and do something with your life!
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