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A mixed drink for a celebratory occasion
Fix me a Saturday Night Special. I’m feeling celebratory today.
Take me now baby here as I am
Pull me close, try and understand
Desire is hunger is the fire I breathe
Love is a banquet on which we feed
Come on now try and understand
The way I feel when I'm in your hands
Take my hand come undercover
They can't hurt you now,
Can't hurt you now, can't hurt you now
Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to lust
Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to us
Have I doubt when I'm alone
Love is a ring, the telephone
Love is an angel disguised as lust
Here in our bed until the morning comes
Come on now try and understand
The way I feel under your command
Take my hand as the sun descends
They can't touch you now,
Can't touch you now, can't touch you now
Because the night belongs to lovers
With love we sleep
With doubt the vicious circle
Turn and burns
Without you I cannot live
Forgive, the yearning burning
I believe it's time, too real to feel
So touch me now, touch me now, touch me now
Because the night belongs to lovers
Because tonight there are two lovers
If we believe in the night we trust
Because tonight there are two lovers
The amount of nuts busted in accordance with the numbers of nights spent with someone
My Nut-to-Night ratio (NNR) with Hanna is 4:1 this week
sam, eleanor, meghan, and amata taking titty pics on girls night!
The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
December 1st. The White Night marks the end of the most difficult holiday known to man: No Nut November. Whether it’s 12:00 in the morning or 8:00 in the night, it is when men will start to masturbate once again and let out a big load after waiting 30 days from their last nut.
“Yo, did you fail No Nut November?”
“Nah bro I waited for the White Night and it was amazing.”
For people who don't necessarily like the word midnight, for whatever reason, noon at night is a favorable option.
I'll be home when I get off work, sometime around noon at night.